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writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

gwenofthesea:

gully-gawk:

lunastrasza:

theoocsylrissa:

kaitheros:

serriah-icetomb:

fanofdaggers:

isoldra-siantese:

citadelofshadow:

martyrized:

Fuck you, I’m the Truth.

The Self Righteous Buzzkill.
That’s far too accurate. >.<

The horrifying well educated black man. Omg xD too perfect. Wouldn’t you agree,
fanofdaggers
?!?

Did you know you’re secretly what I aspire to be?!?!

Well. BOW TO ME. I AM THE… WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN.

BOW TO ME! I AM THE TOUCHY FEELY BIBLE CAMP STAFF!

Bow To me Shadow of hopelessness… aka Gaeb.. just saying

I am the Self Righteous Well Educated Black Man. 
…IDEK

Watch out for Annoying Coke fiend

I am the Annoying Tumblr Critic…well, they’re not wrong!

gwenofthesea:

gully-gawk:

lunastrasza:

theoocsylrissa:

kaitheros:

serriah-icetomb:

fanofdaggers:

isoldra-siantese:

citadelofshadow:

martyrized:

Fuck you, I’m the Truth.

The Self Righteous Buzzkill.

That’s far too accurate. >.<

The horrifying well educated black man. Omg xD too perfect. Wouldn’t you agree,
fanofdaggers
?!?

Did you know you’re secretly what I aspire to be?!?!

Well. BOW TO ME. I AM THE… WELL EDUCATED BLACK MAN.

BOW TO ME! I AM THE TOUCHY FEELY BIBLE CAMP STAFF!

Bow To me Shadow of hopelessness… aka Gaeb.. just saying

I am the Self Righteous Well Educated Black Man. 

…IDEK

Watch out for Annoying Coke fiend

I am the Annoying Tumblr Critic…

well, they’re not wrong!

soprie:

Stop calling what’s happening in Ferguson a “riot”.

It is not a riot.

Vancouver losing the Stanley Cup a few years ago was a riot. It was angry, drunken destruction with no purpose. (And as a Canadian, it was a shameful event)

Ferguson is not a riot. It is a protest. It is an uprising. It is a civil rights revolution. The prople of Ferguson may be angry, but they have a reason to be angry, and they are not violent, and they are not hooligans, thugs or looters. They are protesting for their human rights which are currently being denied.

Look at the difference between a riot and a protest. A riot is chaos. A protest has a purpose.

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horns-of-mischief:

staubengel and I did a little collab and here is the result!
Thank you for the sketch, it was a pleasure! :D

horns-of-mischief:

staubengel and I did a little collab and here is the result!

Thank you for the sketch, it was a pleasure! :D

Me Walking Into Class w/ Pizza John Shirt
Neighbor: So, Pizza?
Me: Oh, yeah, its a.... an inside joke?
Neighbor: Oh, so you made the shirt yourself?
Me: Oh, no, not at all
Neighbor: oh, ok...
Me: No like, do you know that movie that came out in theaters? Um, its called (Don't say the abbreviation, don't do it).... The...Fault In Our Stars?
Neighbor: Yeah
Me: Yeah, the author of the book, this is his face (points at shirt)
Neighbor: ....ok

birdhero:

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

There’s this really great young-adult novel called How to Ditch Your Fairy, and it’s set in a world where people have an invisible “fairy” that gives them a specific skill. Like there’s good hair fairies and never-drop-anything fairies and clothes shopping fairies. The main character has a parking fairy: whatever car she’s in will always find the perfect parking spot waiting for it.
The world doesn’t understand the fairies, though - Some people don’t believe in the fairies or don’t have one, and the story revolves around the main character trying to get rid of hers - she’s tired of people taking her with them on car rides just so they get good parking.
Anyway, I love this theory. (I’ve got a temperature ‘fairy’ - I’m not bothered by cold or heat)

besturlonhere:

codeinewarrior:

sunnbather:

codeinewarrior:

people forget that south africa ended apartheid only two decades ago

People also forget that because of that, there are severe anti-white sentiments in South Africa to the point that a lot of the white people there don’t feel safe in their own country

whose country?

trap card activated

genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

doctor who + text posts night vale tweets | part 2/? (rtd edition)

bonus:

tonedgoals:

kkatkkrap:

winterinthetardis:

#firefox is experiencing a problem with windows

DAT CAPTION THO

I can’t. like I really just cannot