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bettydays:

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

INSTANT REBLOG

Baby: d- d - d....
Dad: dad? Did you just say your first word?
Baby: During AUTO, TEAM members in the ALLIANCE STATION must remain behind the STARTING LINE and may not contact the OPERATOR CONSOLE.
sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

shubbabang:

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people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

"Man, I have not heard this song since before I was born." [x]

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

so if i didn’t understand i was being asked to be best man, it is because i never expected to be anybody’s best friend —certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being i have ever had the good fortune of knowing.

voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents and everyone is writing a book.

Cicero, circa 43 BC

Recency illusion is the belief or impression that something is of recent origin when it is in fact long-established.”

(via somehistoriancalledmike)

captainrobotinlove:

This is thistechgirlisonfire and my new card game. We’re in the final stages of setting up the kickstarter, but for now check out our website!!

It’s based off of the FIRST game for this year, but due to licencing issues it’s called aerial assault instead of aerial assist. It’s good for FIRSTers and Gamers alike.